as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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