Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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