You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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