Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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