hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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