Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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