I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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