This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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