On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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