Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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