sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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