Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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