Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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