I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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