Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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