This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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