Grow some girl-balls and come out already
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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