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  • 80 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:15pm

    if you are nervous buying condoms you shouldnt be having sex.

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:40pm

    okay so if this is real it was either Sandys Liquor in Downtown SLO or Shell Beach Grocery/Liquor

  • 81 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:23am

    would you be more nervous buying condoms at a liquor store or telling your girfriend and parents that you have an STD?

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:23am

    You're alien MF in the face

  • 76 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:08pm

    Why are people embarassed to buy condoms? It's the people buying dirty magazines and lube that should feel the need to be inconspicuous

  • 76 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:37am

    I guess I was nervous when I starting by them at 14. I felt like a criminal. Like people were staring at me. It was kinda a rush

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:08am

    9:07 shit up. This is awesome

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:11am

    British? Why no, my good man, I'm a yank like you. Cheerio, going down to the pub for a pint and to see if I can pull a bird.

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:24am

    @9:23 Good call. No need to be nervous about protecting your life

  • 61 67
    Submitted by sloted on Sep 21, 10 at 2:20am

    711 on california or monterey?

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:22pm

    OMG...this reminds me of a black lady at Walmart the other day. I was buying a pregnancy test and the lady said loudly "Ohhhh are you pregnant? You gonna have a baby soon?" People kept giving me rude stares and it was really awkward...mostly because I look 18 years old and my hubby wasn't there with me!

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:49am

    7:03 It definitely is!! Ha, people from SLO can definitely relate...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:04am

    Condoms are for bitches, I always let the man bareback me -quiet guy in the corner

  • 72 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:16am

    I bought some the other day from this teenage cashier (I'm 22) and the kid says "hey try doggiestyle mannnn"... fuckin kids

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:23am

    good hell.. tell the girl to get on the damn pill so you can STFU!! at least your gettin some!! the cashier is jealous!

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:29am

    You Gotta Lick It.... Before You Stick It... You Gotta Get It Nice And Wet... So You Can Stick It.. cha-cha-cha.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by moniquepacker on Jun 26, 11 at 1:25am

    Omg I bought them from the guy. Except he said "Oh! You're getting laid!!! Happy Valentine's day, making love!" -__- Fuckin Indians in Simi.

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:02am

    who says "quite a few people" in a text message...are you british ?

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:03pm

    That must have been the Hajji guy at the Montalvo 7-11 fo sho.

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:53pm

    1014 no actually I went on to get my Master's degree why do you ask?

  • 67 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:07am

    Honestly who would text all that to someone. Put this on fml not tfln.

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:14am

    Did you also drop out of school at 13, 9:37?

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:48pm

    Why the hell were j nervous bro, u were getting laid tonight!

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:10am

    HOMIE WHY WERE U NERVOUS IF ANYTHIN U SHOUDA BEEN SHOWIN OFF THE FACT U WERE GETTIN LA LAID AND SOME PEOPLE WEEE T

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:28am

    Haha same incident happened to me but the cashier was my age. And said a little joke like get u some. Lol

  • 60 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:58pm

    Your face went to get it's masters degree.

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:42am

    seriously buying condoms really isn't that big of a deal. grow some balls and man up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:22pm

    An increasing amount of these are written like and FML and they aren't at all funny on this site. Please moderators, get te site back to where it was

  • 59 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 7:00pm

    haha fuck that sucks man, but i would've paid good money to witness that

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:06am

    sounds like the dude at silversun liquor. never met anyone more inappropriate.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:09pm

    oh chil. wish I was there witcha 1222. Op, haha. Another reason to love Indians.

  • 56 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:13am

    I smell fake faces.

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:19pm

    most hilarious moment of working at a drug store...80 year old woman buys giant tub of Vaseline and box of condoms...like we weren't laughing our asses off as soon as the door closed!

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:25pm

    pull this bird 11:11

  • 54 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:03am

    wait, you're buying condoms at a liquor store? assuming that you are at least 21, grow up and get over it.

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Soxxfan69 on May 30, 10 at 11:16am

    That is great! I would have been like 'um....that's normally why people buy them'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:52am

    Your face is not even funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:21am

    you should have punched that alien MF in the face