I am in a vortex of obligation.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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