im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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