Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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