Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize