Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It was a blind-side dick pic.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I think my moral compass just broke
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