dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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