I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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