Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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