I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I am mentally ready for anal.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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