someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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