I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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