look no pants
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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