All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
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There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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