I'm going to jail i love you
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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