Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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