Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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