he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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