Christians are straight up FREAKS
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
its not stalking. its research.
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ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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