It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
What a dumb baby whore.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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