glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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