Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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