Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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