I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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