I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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