wake up i wanna do it froggy style
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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