i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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