i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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