singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
So squirting runs in the family.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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