I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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