Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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