No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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