The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize