I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
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Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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