I wanna bring you to show and tell
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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